March 2012
makin’ queue’s for my blorgs yuh
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fueledbyseamen:
im literally gonna kill rick santorum
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turnerkate asked: Tomorrow is Self-harm Awareness Day. I feel like people should be told how beautiful they are more often. And you are! Have a wonderful day :)
i wish i had something orange to wear for self harm awareness day tomorrow :/ i’ll buy something orange and get orange nail polish mhm
<3
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me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
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ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
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foleymk15 started following you
o hi mk now you get to see me act retarded on this tumblr yeah
February 2012
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sigh do i really have to get up right now
i could be slEEPING
even tho it’s 12:45 oh well
but still fuck u work
bye
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enemaofthegay:
frankieroisthesex replied to your post: so i had this dream last night that me and my…
i had a dream about pete too omfg???
oooooooo what happened????????
okay i don’t exactly remember because a lot happened in my dream but all i know was that pete and i were SCREAMING at each other and calling each other cunts and all this other crap and i woke up and i was like...
the only bad thing about not having my license is giving my brother gas money every week for taking me to work
my life my life
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Can't breathe. Can't...perfect. Just perfect...
fwips:
“fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and characters of any future Sherlock remake be replaced with cats and kittens.”
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John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
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okay well this isn’t even close to being poetry but this is what i wrote and had an idea of a while ago, so i’d thought i’d share:
PERFECT
perfect, perfect - that’s all i hear
all i see,
all i think
“you have the perfect hair!
you have the perfect teeth!
you have the PERFECT body!”
what the fuck does that even mean
perfect. it’s just a word....
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myspcefamous:
when people get piercings on their wrists
more like when girls want to get their clit pierced my fucking god
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I fucking hate the word popular.
I feel like that’s such a huge label, because it really is. Apparently popular means you have a lot of friends and go to all the cool parties and get invited to go places and shit like that.
Come on, though, do you really want to be defined as that, though? I don’t like letting words like that define me. Great, you have a lot of friends, that’s awesome, you get to do cool...
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